The Unrepentant March of Biology

The Unrepentant March of Biology
"Mad!" a voice came from the other side of the dressing room door. "What's taking so long? You admiring yourself in there?"

"No!" Madeline yelled back. "I look gross! I'm thinking about slitting my wrists!"

"All right, just so long as everything's okay," her friend Raven said.

Madeline huffed and turned back to the mirror in despair. It used to be easy for her to be a goth. She was dour. She was introspective. And most importantly, she was flat as a board, fitting the lanky, awkward goth look to a T. Now, though, her hormones had apparently decided to make up for their prior inactivity with interest. Mad fidgeted again with her bustier, a Rube Goldberg contraption of straps, buckles and ties that barely kept her ever-burgeoning bust line flat enough for her gothic-lolita dresses to hang loosely. And her hips were an even bigger problem, rapidly swelling to the point where no amount of poofy Victorian ruffles would be enough to conceal their size.

Mad didn't know what to do. It didn't look like her curves were going to slow down any time soon, and at some point the charade would fail. How does someone sulk with hips that sway side to side with every step like they're listening to happy music? How can someone curl up into a somber little ball of goth in a coffeehouse when you couldn't bring your knees to your chest without mashing a soccer ball's worth of breastflesh? That's not depressing, it's erotic!

"Mad! Seriously!" Raven yelled, pounding on the dressing room door again.

"Oh, go smell roses or pet kittens or something!" Mad yelled as she started to try and tuck and bind with renewed vigor. She would look plain and mousy if it *killed* her!!

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Melissa on
You're updating like crazy lately. Awesome!

Also: Good lord, this is hilarious to me because this happened to my goth sister. XD

woot on
haha, foiled!

I'm trying to stay on a roll.

hidden leaf on
when is the next tenfingers pic comin out

Mofoapoo on
Just wondering...Woot, you are awesome, and I was hoping you'd take some requests? I was trying to find an email or something...but couldn't.

thanks, and great job as always!

cpplink on
I already commented on the oekaki, but I just can't help it. I just love this picture!

Muhznit on
"Just goes to show you, ladies and gentlemen... Despair, Anger, and other negative emotions don't get along with boobs. Boobs are full of happiness and love. :D"~Myself

Also, I'm kind of with Mofapoo on this one... KINDA. I see the email address, but I'm wondering if you're still doing requests. I mean, if artist's block is the only thing getting in the way....

Discodave on
Wow, Hips to die for :D

woot on
My email address is linked to if you mouseover my name. I love hearing from people, but right now I'm more open to getting suggestions/ideas than requests. It can never hurt to run it by me!

Right off the bat though I can say: original characters please.

gothic_dt on
well now, that's what we have cigs and vodka for, woot ol' boy.

Anonymous on
I see what you did there, with the sign.

Also, big hips are always awesome.

CaptRory on
That was great! I love it! ^^

Cowprobe on
I'd love to see Madeline in properly fitted Goth attire. She'd be the logical counterweight to the 'Gothic Lolita' as the 'Gothic Jayne'.

As in Mansfield that is.


BalloonPrincess on
Nicely done! Love the expression on her face! :)

katheb on
I love this pose [top angle ]

and the squished breasts wide hips and the skulls!

A.F.B.E. (acc. of fans of brest expachen) on
"Muhznit on April 12, 2008, 11:04 pm
"Just goes to show you, ladies and gentlemen... Despair, Anger, and other negative emotions don't get along with boobs. Boobs are full of happiness and love. :D"~Myself"

you said it!


Mechagee on
I just love the little scowly skulls. Awesome character, I hope to see more of her, in every sense of the word!

Blue-Leader on
I like Madeline better like this. :D

Mr.D on
Her boobs and hips were to big in the next one. She is much sexyer in this one

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