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Greenhorn

Thu, 19 Nov 09 18:48:57 -0800

Greenhorn

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Burnt Out

Fri, 13 Nov 09 20:53:35 -0800

Burnt Out

"Mr. McCall, I need to see you privately in my chambers." She banged her gavel once. "Court is adjourned for a thirty minute recess," Alicia said in an imperious tone. The dashing young lawyer responded by gathering up his papers and following her into her mahogany paneled office. She kept her back to him. "Close the door and take a seat."

"Your Honor-" he began but she interrupted.

"Right now I the last thing I want to hear are tedious questions." When she turned around her robe was already unzipped. Her breasts rioted beneath the flimsy confines of the white silk blouse she wore as she advanced towards her prey. When she straddled his chair she noticed that the briefcase in his lap began to rise of its own accord. Smiling, she let down her hair and flung her glasses across the chamber.

"But- Your Honor, don't you smell smoke?"

"Smoke? Quit trying to change the subject." she growled. To silence him she ripped her blouse open, peppering him with mother-of-pearl buttons and setting loose an avalanche of tit. Then she buried his head in her cleavage. Thankfully this muffled his protests as she shoved the shielding briefcase to the floor. Her hands raced to his belt buckle. But as if the damn thing was rigged with a car alarm, a piercing wail jolted her into wakefulness.

SKREEK SKREEK SKREEK! SKREEK SKREEK SKREEK! SKREEK SKREEK SKREEK!

She discovered herself lying on the couch covered in a blanket, the TV still showing reruns of Crime & Punishment. The burning smell that McCall spoke of in her dream was heavy in the air and the smoke detector was blaring. Dammit- her chicken Alfredo casserole! She flung off the blanket and banged her shin on the coffee table on her way to the kitchen. "Fuck!"

Alicia donned a pair of oven mitts, found the fire extinguisher and went to work. Not surprisingly, the casserole was a total loss. What amazed her was that it continued to billow smoke like a tire fire even after being extinguished. The soot was everywhere, including her lungs. She sunk to the ground with a wheeze, the adrenaline from dealing with the crisis rapidly fading. She felt grimy, exhausted, frazzled, sexually frustrated, and oh yeah- her stomach growled and she looked up mournfully at the remnants of what was supposed to be dinner and leftovers for a week; hungry.

Customizable Kiki (Bra-less Very Full Version)

Tue, 10 Nov 09 19:32:24 -0800

Customizable Kiki (Bra-less Very Full Version)

Bra-less version, also reverted her skin tone/ hair to the original design.

Customizable Kiki (Very Full Version)

Mon, 09 Nov 09 21:47:21 -0800

Customizable Kiki (Very Full Version)

I thought about slow-rolling this to milk more precious comments out of the previous version of this pic. Then I thought about how much I really wanted to post this repaint.

Customizable Kiki (Full Version)

Mon, 09 Nov 09 19:29:08 -0800

Customizable Kiki (Full Version)

In a moment of weakness, I caved in and bought the full version. And ya know what? It was totally worth it!

Customizable Kiki (Trial Expiration)

Sat, 07 Nov 09 22:37:48 -0800

Customizable Kiki (Trial Expiration)

Demo? What?! They want me to pay for content? Pfft. This is a little place I like to call the internet. No thanks.

Customizable Kiki (Head)

Sat, 07 Nov 09 22:37:18 -0800

Customizable Kiki (Head)

Lookin' cute. But I only have 650 points left to spend on clothing. Maybe I can buy a ratty pair of sweatpants and a pajama top- jeez!

Customizable Kiki (Rotation, Hourglass)

Sat, 07 Nov 09 22:35:54 -0800

Customizable Kiki (Rotation, Hourglass)

Trying for more of an hourglass figure here, but the options are all so expensive points-wise :P Guess I can check out the last tab.

Customizable Kiki (Rotation)

Fri, 06 Nov 09 22:17:24 -0800

Customizable Kiki (Rotation)

Huh. So the rotate function works. Let's see what we can do with some of these available options.

Customizable Kiki (Little Black Dress)

Thu, 05 Nov 09 23:56:04 -0800

Customizable Kiki (Little Black Dress)

The parade continues unabated! Much to the chagrin of everyone not me.