Woot's Gallery - Ass Haiku

Yuka Takeuchi Fan on April 28, 2007, 3:47 am

And to your up, you see how it is possible to make poetry a fun endeavor.

Muhznit on April 28, 2007, 4:26 am

Funny. I made a few "Boob Haikus" a long time ago:

Bikini Mountains,
release yourselves and unleash
thy fleshy fury.

Crammed tight in a bra,
nipples tenting the fabric.
Just a single pinch...

A smooth grand canyon.
It is a bottomless pit.
Show more of it, please.

on April 28, 2007, 6:57 am

Love the pic as always but i've always been more of a bust man than an ass man

on April 28, 2007, 7:00 am

It was a perfect way to describe the weird angle in very few words =D

Godzilla on April 28, 2007, 7:53 am

Very cute. Very different.

zealot42 on April 28, 2007, 8:45 am

kewl

Oof on April 28, 2007, 9:45 pm

Cha. I can dig. Definetly a nice view.

belphagor on July 25, 2008, 4:13 am

I look to my right
to see something really big
very very soft
best I could do on such short notice.