Missing Persons

Missing Persons
Art and story by toow. The character is from "Sunblock".

"Calm down ma'am. We're here to help. Mindi and Mandi- are they your daughters?"

The broken down girl brightened at this. "Daughters? That's a good way to describe it! My beautiful twins, gone, all gone. Oh, poor girls!" She hugged herself tightly and returned to disconsolate sobbing.

"We're going to need more information from you so we can start searching. What happened? Tell us everything you can remember about their disappearance. Faces, dates; be as specific as possible."

She marshalled herself, compressing sobs into sad sniffles that gave randomized punctuation to her account. "We were at the beach yesterday. It was about two in the afternoon and I was headed back to my car after sunbathing. I had a feeling that I was being followed, and then suddenly a van pulled up alongside me and two people grabbed my arms and dragged me inside. I think they were female, even though they were wearing ski masks."

"Wait- dragged *you* inside? What about Mindi and Mandi?"

The girl gave the detective an odd look. "Well, they were with me. Though they did fall out of my bikini in the struggle."

"What?"

"My boobs fell out of this." From her bag she produces a wild tangle of magenta string and two widely spaced triangles of floral patterned cloth.

"So Mindi and Mandi are your breasts?"

"Yes, they have names... had names." The waterworks turned back on.

"You're reporting missing breasts?"

"I realize how it sounds, but it's true! Look!" More digging finds her a Polaroid of her cradling a massive bust that is taxing the limits of her swimsuit. A bottle of suntan lotion is wedged in her cleavage suggestively. "See? That's me." She whips off her t-shit and dons the bikini top before the thunderstruck detective can stop her. The effect is similar to loose rigging and limp sails draped over a petite chest. "They took everything."

"Where are the scars from the surgery? I don't understand. What happened to them?"

"I don't know. They hit me with chloroform in the van. I woke up much later like this wearing that t-shirt. She pointed to the navy blue garment she had hastily removed, the one with the word FLAT on the front.


Bob on
THEY MUST PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DOWN WITH FLAT, DOWN WITH FLAT!

We must restore this poor girls rightful bustiness!

Ricky Ricardo on
Ms. Bellweather got some 'splainin' to do...

Rob on
Not again...KILL TOOW! WOOT MUST PREVAIL!

Somebody on
Hahahahah! Wow, the April fool's prank actually carried over. That's awesome.

Francoyovich on
This is pure terrorism!


woot on
I'm going to pretend this isn't happening.

Muhznit on
CURSE YOU FOUL VILLAAAAAIIIIN! *shakes fist uncontrollably*

Surely there's a loophole in the law that can counter toow's dastardly but "lawful" deeds!

GrandTheftBreast on
Minimum Sentance for GTB is Death

toow on
HAHAHA FLAT SHALL PREVAIL

Pat on
That seems a bit harsh...couldn't we just sentence them to immobilization by breast enlargement?

Bestthe on
what would be very interesting to know is...what are the doing with all that breast flesh?

My Theory, The Head of FLAT, was teased during her school years for being flat, and is now taking ALL overly sized breasts, and adding it to her own, soon making her The ONLY Big Breasted Female in the world!

while that would be interesting to see, i doubt that's the case

Rhemora on
o.o, mindi and mandi noooo!, we must find them at once! they cant have gotten far >.>

gojira on
Oh, this is good. Very cool, very neat direction for your art. Love the concept!

Melissa on
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
D:

that's one of my favourites

Somebody on
maybe Ms Bellweather is using FLAT as a smokescreen whilst she steals boob mass to ADD TO HER OWN!

Oh, and if and of the glasses girls are "Robboed" then I may cry. or killing spree. leavin' my options open.

Havok on
thats it I've stood on the lines for way to long...I"m a lurker, sorta..this is pissing me off, so I'm going to hunt this "Ms. Bellweather"
and I'm goin to gut her with my katana I swear on my demon bloodline.

katheb on
This is painfull we must fight back we must find a way to stop them !

Creature on
I can think of two different outcomes for this.
1. The members of FLAT developing signs of irreversible "contaminations" from their victims.
2. After a few days the victims of FLAT regain what was stolen with "intrest" ending up twice the size they were before (ok maybe 3x ;) )


maybe both :D

wardsta on
this is awsome, she looks so cute even without the oversized breasts

BoobLover on
FLAT SHALL PAY FOR THIS HORRIBLE CRIME! *starts an angry mob*

SirJimmy on
Guys, don't worry.

They may ruin our Mindies and our Mandies, but Melanie Moons, our biggest-titted girl, hasn't even been born yet - she lives in a futuristic age of nanites and anti-gravity technology. We're safe... BUT FOR HOW LONG??

BlackStarSquadron on
OH NO! They've gone too far! Now its time to fight back. Which is good because I like fighting back.

Rob on
To SirJimmy: They could make a time machine, go to that future, and vacuum her beautiful breasts to nothingness...

Somebody on
a something tells me that FLAT going to not-so by the time this plot ends.

hidden leaf on
everybody quick we have to protect tenfingers jessica and andrea (the milk and cookies girls)

Damein on
*Get's his right forearm replaced with a mechanical arm with a retractable chainsaw attached*
It's go time FLAT.

4morian5 on
Melanie's still safe. Her breasts are nanite grown. Her nanites can regenarate any lost mass.

CyberXIII on
The Horror....the Horror....

BalloonPrincess on
Maybe FLAT had something to do with this terrible incident. :)

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