This is detective Sullivan. This is a follow-up. "Bee-stings, this is Pancake. We have a red haired department cow strutting her stuff along the boardwalk. This is a setup. Do not bite. I repeat: do not bite. Pancake out." She slammed the phone back into its cradle, feeling queasy. Part of Officer O'Daniels hated making the calls, but her hatred of Detective Sullivan overrode this, eclipsed everything, threatened to undo her, drove her unrelentingly to become the sickening thing she was. A rat.
Luckily history would see it in a different light. She'd be vindicated, upheld as one of the courageous few that helped wean humanity of it's infantile obsession with breasts. Sullivan would thank her in person for freeing her from her fleshy prison.
It was an easy scenario to imagine. O'Daniels reclining in a big leather chair, feet up on the desk which sported a plaque that read: Chief of Police. Sullivan crawling into her office on hands and knees, looking up with the right mix of reverence and fear. She'd cup her chest where her bloated boobs used to be and silently mouth the words "thank-you," a tear trailing down her cheek. Then she'd be dismissed with an order to bring the Chief coffee and some chocolate donuts with sprinkles.
Until that joyous day, she'd have to live with the many injustices born from the worship of the detective's ludicrously overripe body. Not much longer now. Soon FLAT would enter Phase Toow.
Ok this is getting pretty annoying. The whole FLAT thing was fun for a few times but now it's getting kind of old and stale. I don't come here to see flat chested girls. I come here to see gigantic breasts and plump girls!
I hate you, Toow. I hate your spine-tingling social commentary on an back-stabbing police community, your horrible *dreams* (it should be emphasized) about a breast-free universe, and your terrible picture names.
'Rollerblader Redux'? 'Snitchin N Bitchin'? Come on! DFC was actually vaguely amusing.
Who will be the Hero? WHO WILL RISE UP TO THE CALL OF TRUE JUSTICE! The evil ways of FLAT must end! And one with the unmistakable powers to increase bust line must rise to the call and strike down FLAT! But who I ask?! WHO?!
While the artwork is well drawn, I'm with E-man and SirJimmy on the content.
Where is all the BE tech? If there is anti BE then there is BE, so where is it? A major thorn in FLAT's side would be if the guy from "REMOTE CONTROL", the girls from "MISPLACED MEDS", or the girl from "DOUBLE DOSAGE" became a bustifying vigilate. Heck where is JENNA JUSTICE? (she's a superhero WOOT did).
I'd like to see one of the FLAT girls get caught. It would allow TOOW to draw a flat girl without having to remove her bust, and He'd get the chance to do a police shoot (when they take pictures of suspects) and possibly draw them in a jail outfit, something WOOT has, as of yet, not done. SO he'd one up WOOT.
Also I'm curious as to something. Which of these would you prefer:
More pictures of women who have had their breasts stolen?
or
FLAT start being caught and some busts being restored?
@ Bobby, my comment was more in jest if anything; although I can see why people are getting tired of it. I do like the idea, or at least I was one of those who liked it when Woot (or Toow, let's play along here) first started it.
It's funny and, seeing as people actually come here for breasts, it's an almost traumatic switcharound. But perhaps even the best of authors has to ask himself - much rather like breasts - can you have too much of a good thing? (I'm reading off a cereal box now)
i think that by the end of this saga or series the girls that you all once loved for the figure will make a "HUGE" comeback by the time this brutal acts end til then go get them Detective!
'Slowly driving fans away.' Funny, I always thought an artist worked on things they wanted to see. We're not paying for Woot's work (or Toow's, for that matter) and it's part of an ongoing story arc.
I, for one, welcome our new flat-chested overlords in eager anticipation of the day they get their comeuppance. :D
I just finished reading the follow up link. It Left me wondering if the rounds the officer fired at the van damaged whatever is containing the stolen breastflesh and FLAT doesn't realize it. :D
yup this is getting boring it used to be amusing but now kinda annoying and boring like a movie with too many stories going on at once and they all have the same "shocking" twist
I don't want to sound like a jack***, but for a while there I thought that we were going to go through WOOT's entire roster of girls before any progress was made. It's a nice story, don't get me wrong, and an interesting change of pace, but I think it really speaks volumes about WOOT and i2's artistic ability (not solely their drawn pictures, but the way the CHARACTERS are fleshed out) that people are actually becoming a little upset that something this unfortunate happened to them.
Plus, as I said in an earlier post, this is the MELON STAND not the HOUSE OF PANCAKES.
Also who was that ninja? Woot? Is Woot a ninja? Maybe he was trying to stop it.
Other codenames to consider for FLAT agents: Ironing Board Two by Four Baseballs Stick Build (from "built like a stick", which could be another codename) Meatballs Olives Chesticles (I can't remember if that one means large breasts, small breasts, or just breasts in general) Knubs Anthills Lolita Moe Ribcage
A name I once used for a busty girl in an RP was "Freya Bronwen". "Freya" was the Norse goddess of fertility. "Bronwen" is a name that means "fair breast". XD
Then there's always "Stacey", which can look like "Stacky", like from the LakeHylia duo. XD
I agree w/ bobby on his comment about Jenna Justice and the guy from "Remote controle" teaming up. It would be funny if there was a counter organization to oppose "FLAT." It would be like G.I.Joe and COBRA...lawlz Jenna Justice would be the leader and the guy from "Remote Controle." And it would be even funnier if it turned out that jenna was a clutz because she's top heavy and unbalanced, and so the kid from "remote controle" (ive said that like three times already) is actually pretty competant... just an idea ^^;
Mmm. Interesting. I notice in the comments, everyone's trying to push it back towards huge breasts. I'll admit, that's where I'd like to see it go, too.
Still, I have to wonder, do you have an interest in the loss of that flesh (a somewhat rarer fetish than breast expansion, but certainly not /too/ uncommon), are you drawing this for buildup to the story you're weaving, or do you find it funny (The option I'd see as least likely, but hey, I don't know you personally)
I have my own fetishes that only barely connect to breast expansion or the (too low, to me) level of plumpness that you draw. But I swear, a times, I've developed the appropriate fetishes just for your art. I have enjoyed your art up to this point incredibly, is what I'm trying to say. So I'm just curious why the interest in FLAT.
"Bee-stings, this is Pancake. We have a red haired department cow strutting her stuff along the boardwalk. This is a setup. Do not bite. I repeat: do not bite. Pancake out." She slammed the phone back into its cradle, feeling queasy. Part of Officer O'Daniels hated making the calls, but her hatred of Detective Sullivan overrode this, eclipsed everything, threatened to undo her, drove her unrelentingly to become the sickening thing she was. A rat.
Luckily history would see it in a different light. She'd be vindicated, upheld as one of the courageous few that helped wean humanity of it's infantile obsession with breasts. Sullivan would thank her in person for freeing her from her fleshy prison.
It was an easy scenario to imagine. O'Daniels reclining in a big leather chair, feet up on the desk which sported a plaque that read: Chief of Police. Sullivan crawling into her office on hands and knees, looking up with the right mix of reverence and fear. She'd cup her chest where her bloated boobs used to be and silently mouth the words "thank-you," a tear trailing down her cheek. Then she'd be dismissed with an order to bring the Chief coffee and some chocolate donuts with sprinkles.
Until that joyous day, she'd have to live with the many injustices born from the worship of the detective's ludicrously overripe body. Not much longer now. Soon FLAT would enter Phase Toow.