Snitchin' 'n' Bitchin'

Snitchin
This is detective Sullivan. This is a follow-up.

"Bee-stings, this is Pancake. We have a red haired department cow strutting her stuff along the boardwalk. This is a setup. Do not bite. I repeat: do not bite. Pancake out." She slammed the phone back into its cradle, feeling queasy. Part of Officer O'Daniels hated making the calls, but her hatred of Detective Sullivan overrode this, eclipsed everything, threatened to undo her, drove her unrelentingly to become the sickening thing she was. A rat.

Luckily history would see it in a different light. She'd be vindicated, upheld as one of the courageous few that helped wean humanity of it's infantile obsession with breasts. Sullivan would thank her in person for freeing her from her fleshy prison.

It was an easy scenario to imagine. O'Daniels reclining in a big leather chair, feet up on the desk which sported a plaque that read: Chief of Police. Sullivan crawling into her office on hands and knees, looking up with the right mix of reverence and fear. She'd cup her chest where her bloated boobs used to be and silently mouth the words "thank-you," a tear trailing down her cheek. Then she'd be dismissed with an order to bring the Chief coffee and some chocolate donuts with sprinkles.

Until that joyous day, she'd have to live with the many injustices born from the worship of the detective's ludicrously overripe body. Not much longer now. Soon FLAT would enter Phase Toow.


e-man on
Ok this is getting pretty annoying. The whole FLAT thing was fun for a few times but now it's getting kind of old and stale. I don't come here to see flat chested girls. I come here to see gigantic breasts and plump girls!

SirJimmy on
I hate you, Toow. I hate your spine-tingling social commentary on an back-stabbing police community, your horrible *dreams* (it should be emphasized) about a breast-free universe, and your terrible picture names.

'Rollerblader Redux'? 'Snitchin N Bitchin'? Come on! DFC was actually vaguely amusing.

Rob on
You're scaring me...and literally thousands of fans are leaving the site.

Rhemora on
wow she is in here own world aye?

Anonomous on
The most threatening work yet from Toow...

Sarah on
And the plot thickens... This is getting good!

AustinOnSugar on
Oh! I get it! Toow is Woot spelled backwards... So he (she?)'s the Anti-Woot... I just hope we don't all have such an evil counterpart as Toow...

Damein on
Who will be the Hero? WHO WILL RISE UP TO THE CALL OF TRUE JUSTICE! The evil ways of FLAT must end! And one with the unmistakable powers to increase bust line must rise to the call and strike down FLAT! But who I ask?! WHO?!

Vader7476 on
Oooh, looks like everything's starting to come together! I really am loving this storyline Woot. :)

strong_bad on
And the plot thickens.

DHos on
Who is Detective Sullivan?

Arthur on
This is getting silly. Why not get back to Tenfingers?

Toymaker on
Phase Toow? Lawl.

Jingle on
Read the first line

Bobby on
While the artwork is well drawn, I'm with E-man and SirJimmy on the content.

Where is all the BE tech? If there is anti BE then there is BE, so where is it? A major thorn in FLAT's side would be if the guy from "REMOTE CONTROL", the girls from "MISPLACED MEDS", or the girl from "DOUBLE DOSAGE" became a bustifying vigilate. Heck where is JENNA JUSTICE? (she's a superhero WOOT did).

I'd like to see one of the FLAT girls get caught. It would allow TOOW to draw a flat girl without having to remove her bust, and He'd get the chance to do a police shoot (when they take pictures of suspects) and possibly draw them in a jail outfit, something WOOT has, as of yet, not done. SO he'd one up WOOT.

Also I'm curious as to something. Which of these would you prefer:

More pictures of women who have had their breasts stolen?

or

FLAT start being caught and some busts being restored?

I vote for FLAT being caught.

Riftwalker on
Wait a minute... Woot has a uber busty superheroine. Shouldn't she be the one combating this evil?

Anonymoose on
When they get caught, their punishment should be
20 years A.T.M.S.B.: Attached To Mountain-Sized Breasts.

I bet they'll ultimately try to drain that gigantic blue
cosmic being with the galaxy sized bustline, only to have it backfire.

Anonymoose on
Iona in Planet Poaching is who I mean, by the way.

SirJimmy on
@ Bobby, my comment was more in jest if anything; although I can see why people are getting tired of it. I do like the idea, or at least I was one of those who liked it when Woot (or Toow, let's play along here) first started it.

It's funny and, seeing as people actually come here for breasts, it's an almost traumatic switcharound. But perhaps even the best of authors has to ask himself - much rather like breasts - can you have too much of a good thing? (I'm reading off a cereal box now)

WarFlea on
i think that by the end of this saga or series the girls that you all once loved for the figure will make a "HUGE" comeback by the time this brutal acts end til then go get them Detective!

Fireheart on
You're slowly driving you fans away.

DrKrazy on
LMAO, others peoples frustration of your FLAT images are quite funny!! Draw what ya wanna draw, your good at it!

Cowman on
Still good looking ladies

BalloonPrincess on
Fantastic! This just keeps on getting better and better! :)

Somebody on
Said it once and I'll say it again. That's an awfully wide ass for someone who's supposed to be itty bitty everywhere.

godzilla781 on
This is really fun. i am enjoying the new development of other artists joining the fun. Really creative!

docbrown on
'Slowly driving fans away.' Funny, I always thought an artist worked on things they wanted to see. We're not paying for Woot's work (or Toow's, for that matter) and it's part of an ongoing story arc.

I, for one, welcome our new flat-chested overlords in eager anticipation of the day they get their comeuppance. :D

Creature on
I just finished reading the follow up link. It Left me wondering if the rounds the officer fired at the van damaged whatever is containing the stolen breastflesh and FLAT doesn't realize it. :D

kata on
yup this is getting boring it used to be amusing but now kinda annoying and boring like a movie with too many stories going on at once and they all have the same "shocking" twist

Katheb on
I for one Like Woots art for what it is Great Drawings and interesting stories.

Not just "boobies"

Seriously people Grow up~

an artist is NOTHING if he/she is not Free

Woot yeh know it more than i Do that your a great artist with high caliber skills in Drawing coloring and writing .

I am always interested in what you draw next

Bobby on
@SirJimmy

I don't want to sound like a jack***, but for a while there I thought that we were going to go through WOOT's entire roster of girls before any progress was made. It's a nice story, don't get me wrong, and an interesting change of pace, but I think it really speaks volumes about WOOT and i2's artistic ability (not solely their drawn pictures, but the way the CHARACTERS are fleshed out) that people are actually becoming a little upset that something this unfortunate happened to them.

Plus, as I said in an earlier post, this is the MELON STAND not the HOUSE OF PANCAKES.

Also who was that ninja? Woot? Is Woot a ninja? Maybe he was trying to stop it.

Or maybe it was Toow, trying to insure it?

Bobby on
sorry disregard the Melon Stand part (copied and pasted my comment on the melon stand board to here).

xXx-Hallow-xXx on
Oh my god, I'm loving these FLAT pics. XD

Other codenames to consider for FLAT agents:
Ironing Board
Two by Four
Baseballs
Stick Build (from "built like a stick", which could be another codename)
Meatballs
Olives
Chesticles (I can't remember if that one means large breasts, small breasts, or just breasts in general)
Knubs
Anthills
Lolita
Moe
Ribcage

A name I once used for a busty girl in an RP was "Freya Bronwen". "Freya" was the Norse goddess of fertility. "Bronwen" is a name that means "fair breast". XD

Then there's always "Stacey", which can look like "Stacky", like from the LakeHylia duo. XD

4morian5 on
Good gawd!
They've gotten into the justice system!
They must be stopped before they get any higher up!

Djoser on
Whoah, Hallow, what a bunch of names XDD, lol!

P1gdude on
I agree w/ bobby on his comment about Jenna Justice and the guy from "Remote controle"
teaming up. It would be funny if there was a counter organization to oppose "FLAT." It would be like G.I.Joe and COBRA...lawlz Jenna Justice would be the leader and the guy from "Remote Controle." And it would be even funnier if it turned out that jenna was a clutz because she's top heavy and unbalanced, and so the kid from "remote controle" (ive said that like three times already) is actually pretty competant... just an idea ^^;

ANON on
I like these stories. Screw the haters.

Krissy on
Mmm. Interesting. I notice in the comments, everyone's trying to push it back towards huge breasts. I'll admit, that's where I'd like to see it go, too.

Still, I have to wonder, do you have an interest in the loss of that flesh (a somewhat rarer fetish than breast expansion, but certainly not /too/ uncommon), are you drawing this for buildup to the story you're weaving, or do you find it funny (The option I'd see as least likely, but hey, I don't know you personally)

I have my own fetishes that only barely connect to breast expansion or the (too low, to me) level of plumpness that you draw. But I swear, a times, I've developed the appropriate fetishes just for your art. I have enjoyed your art up to this point incredibly, is what I'm trying to say. So I'm just curious why the interest in FLAT.

ThisIsNotMyName on
Mirror universe.

MIRROR UNIVERSE!!

O. M. G. It's mirror universe. Big whoop.

chasbanner on
Hey i like it.
Think.
Where is all that mass going......

woot on
I don't have an interest in breast reduction, but that evil bastard toow sure does.

I'm glad you enjoy my work though.

dranon on
i'm pretty sure the "haters" are just one frustrated 13 year old posting under a bunch of different handles. keep it up woot, this is some good stuff.

4morian5 on
I'm against F.L.A.T.'s actions, but you must admit, it's interesting to have a serious recurring antagonist.

Link2Hyrule on
Hey, the pictures of Detective Sullivan are gone, does anyone know where else I can find them? Woot?

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