Turkey Temper Tantrum

Turkey Temper Tantrum
Quitting Chick'n'Shack was one of the best moments in Rosa's life; more joyous than the day she became an aunt, more thrilling than her first kiss, and a bigger relief than getting her boobs back (with interest) from the clutches of FLAT. She didn't regret her actions that day. Stuffing her old chicken suit into the coleslaw shredder and getting to watch yellow fuzz rain down on her old boss was an image she could happily watch in super-slow-mo looping replay for the rest of her life.

What she was kicking herself for was immediately signing on with Chick'n'Shack's cross-street rival: Tailfeather Market. It was a spiteful and childish gesture. And as penance, every workday she became Tailfeather Tom the Turkey.

As Tom she could expect to endure a thousand stinging humiliations. Billboard duty was a familiar role with a catch: the Tailfeather Tom Strut. Basically you high-stepped and jerked your arms back while thrusting your chest outwards. The ensuing jiggle-fest snarled traffic, caused multi-car accidents, and always made her chest and back super sore. Worryingly, she was beginning to strut off duty without realizing it, which earned her the nickname "La Pava" from her family.

But as irritating as that was, she'd do an infinity of outdoor shifts if it never meant having to host another birthday party. Somehow she got branded as "good with children," and the responsibility would often fall to her. For an entire hour, greasy pawed kids would use her body as a combination jungle gym / moon bounce. Once, one of those brats-

"P-tuh! Fuck!" The rubbery red thing hanging off the beak of her costume swung into her face and she almost inhaled it. That was the tipping point.

"GOD DAMMIT! I have had enough of this fuckin' thing cockslapping me all day!" There was stunned silence in the dining room. Her manager gave her a horrified look but she continued her rant. "You see this?" she fingered the dangly bit of her suit that she avoided swallowing. "It's called a wattle. Male turkeys have them. Male. Do I look male? Do I even look fuckin' close?" to emphasize her point she strutted towards the door, causing her chest to wobble alarmingly. "Forget this stupid-ass place- I quit!"

Damn, that felt fantastic.


Bob on
Remind me not to put my little brother near her.

SirJimmy on
You stop it. You stop being awesome *right now*.

Love the canon and continuity in the story here, as well as some of the descriptives: the car crashes especially.

Djoser on
Wow, she was really upset...i thought Rosa was more shy. But everyone has a breaking point i suppose XD.

???? on
Whoa! Her chest is at least twice as big as last time!

....not that's I'm complaining, mind you. Quite the opposite.

Anyways, can't say I blame her. I wonder what Rosa's next employment adventure will be.

Oh, and Happy Thanksgiving.

Rhemora on
you know this looks very nice, I do wonder what job she will get now though heh

Bestthe on
Dang...I had a joke, but now I forget -__-;

blood on
she seems quite a bit bigger than the last time we saw her, was the mcu generous when it gave her bust back? anyways nice to see an old character in a new piece of art, great job as always woot.

Somebody on
That's some classic figure outside of the frame action right there folks.

The Cookie on
Sexy

Zach on
EXCELLENT EXPRESSION! I love it! Hopefully Rosa will find a good job soon.

Somebody on
I will always be amazed with your drawings and the ability to string them along, almost make them feel alive.

Happy Thanksgiving Woot :)

4morian5 on
Poor girl, she needs a respectable job. One that she can use her amplified bust in, of course, but not one this humiliating. She doesn't even have a full face mask to conceal her identity and avoid extra shame. Also, what does La Pava mean?

Zach on
Oh! I know! She could be one of those girls that hold up the "Round #" signs at wrestling shows!

woot on
La Pava just means the turkey-hen in Spanish. That is, if the online translation site got it correct.

The reason she's so big here is that it's been a long time since we've seen her with boobs. She grew in the interim, and then the increasingly unstable MCU gave her a boost on top of that.

I hope she can find a decent job too. Maybe she can follow in her sister's footsteps and train to be a police officer :]

Blue-Leader on
Happy Late Thanksgiving, my friend! :)

Mr. Stache on
If my spanish is correct the word "La Pava" means turkey in which case the female turkey. ^-^

Somebody on
If I could just get her and the Sinnabun girl together. ;]

Plato Voltaire on
She reminds me of Alex from Totally Spies. :)

woot on
You're the second person that was reminded of that Alex character. I have to admit there's quite a few similarities, but it wasn't intentional.

Also: if you're the Plato Voltaire responsible for the Blue Undercover stories, I'd just like to say that I enjoy your work a lot!

If you're not, I just made myself look goofy :]

???? on
Wait a minute, woot. Big sister? Police officer? As in, Nina Martinez from the "Busted" picture?

....actually, same skin tone, red eyes, black hair, I do see a resemblence. Which means Rosa here is Rosa Martinez.

Still, looking at the two side by side, I can safely say that Nina is still the bigger sister, in more ways than one.

By the way, La Pava translated out to "Kettle" on Google Translation, so I guess it either has different definitions depending on location/country or maybe translation sites haven't yet been merged in accuracy.

Plato Voltaire on
Yep, the very same. :) How about having Rosa appear as a Santa Helper at a mall? The kind that gives the fathers something to look at while the kids give Santa their Christmas wish lists.

woot on
I think with all her bad experiences hosting birthday parties, poor Rosa is through with getting crawled over by grabby rugrats. Maybe she'd apply to be one of Santa's helpers. Or maybe some other character (one with more room in their lap) would be willing to don the red suit.

Oh and nice guess on the Martinez surname :]

Logic on
This was a great little thing to come across. Not only going back and referring to old work but adding more story and depth behind a past character very interesting

Jerkface on
There is Wootverse canon these pictures follow?

BalloonPrincess on
**Giggles!**

That poor girl has gone through hell and back to find a job ... close to what I have endured to get where I am. :)

Gawd ... what will happen to her next? :)

DHos on
Waht is the MCU, woot?

woot on
The MCU stands for the Mammary Containment Unit, the device that the terrorist organization FLAT (Frumpy Ladies Against Tits) was using to store the busts they siphoned away from unwary lasses. Basically it began to malfunction after they filled it to capacity, FLAT panicked, the MCU was recovered by the authorities, and the busts were redistributed to those that lost them. Beyond that, not much else is known of the device's current whereabouts.

Somebody on
Excellent art as always, woot.
And yes, the works of Plato Voltaire are great, I agree!

Melissa on
Retail depresses us all.

The Amazing Name on
hope she can find a nice cushy job someware...
:3

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