Being crushed by an easy ton of tits....... not the worse way to go to be honest. Would be funny if the followup is her missing and sticking bust first in the ground with the target freaked out but thinking "HOT DAMN, WHAT KNOCKERS!!!".
Does water come from her mouth when it rains, if it does therefore she is a gargoyle if not she is a grotesque, sorry for putting anyone off but I learned it of a TV show (name of 'Quite Interesting' or 'QI').
I'm not saying that your work is grotesque cos I love every bit of your work right down to the smallest pixel.