Katie put her ear to the wall and the voice of her roommate became clearer. The third girl wasn't as close to the door, so Katie could hear only April's half of the conversation. Half proved more than enough.
"No, no, just chill. She's not going to be back for awhile. Like, her lit class doesn't get out until 3:00. She's an English major but who's she fooling? It's too bad the university doesn't offer any stripping classes."
"Or she could go to the Agriculture department and be a dairy cow!" (laughter)
"...Yeah, that's what I keep having to tell my boyfriend. But I don't think they're fake. Katie told me what her condition was called. I can't remember though. Those scientific names should all be shortened to like big-boob-itis or something." (laughter)
"I know! I hope it's not contagious. I wouldn't mind some more up top, but anything more than a handful is a waste."
"I have no clue. But they're huge: her bra doesn't even have a cup size on it. She said I could borrow her clothes, but her jeans are all too small and her tops are too big. I was like, thanks bitch!" (laughter)
Katie felt more than a little sick. She stopped listening to her roommate and started unsteadily down the hallway. The wobble of her breasts made her angry she hadn't worn something more concealing today. She wanted to go to her room for a jacket, but she could never go back.
I wish this kind of story didn't actually happen but it does jealousy is a cruel thing amongst women but lucky for her if life holds true those who ridicule other soon find themselves in a position in which they wish they hadn't done so. Payback it happens naturally.
"God on August 1, 2007, 5:57 pm God is Pissed!(Fire Storm strikes roommates room, complete annihilation of roommate and friend.) God gives a bear hug."
our god has a much more......fun way to deal with stuff like that.
" Suddenly there was a loud Crack!, and the door blew oper to reveal her roommate and friend. thay were on the floor, unconchess, there boobs groing slowly but stedaly."
I hate living in an apartment, damn guy upstairs won't quit hammering, whatever the hell he's hammering. it's so annoying I can't concentrate on what I'm redaing. it seems thats sortof the theme here.
well, since in animu I'd be tall handsome and thin, and charming, I might as well. *sudenly, theres a knock at the door* it was belphy "hi my cars a peice of shit and crapped out on me so can I........." *staring at her bust* "um... u-use your... p-phone please O.O" "um... w-what are you lookin at" "oh, um, heh heh, sorry um... your... b-boobs, they're *AHEM* really nice" "you... y-yuo like them? but aren't they too big?" "no, heck I wish all girls had boobs that big... O.O..... sorry I must sound like jerk" suddenly a warm feeling came over katies body, she blushed and said "w-well yeah, you can use the phone, um, but could you um... w-wait til' tomorrow? *she blushed even more* "why should I wait til'..." it took me a couple seconds "OH! I-i see, heh, um... sure" she gigled a tiny bit as they went to the guest room, and you can use your imagination after that.
"No, no, just chill. She's not going to be back for awhile. Like, her lit class doesn't get out until 3:00. She's an English major but who's she fooling? It's too bad the university doesn't offer any stripping classes."
"Or she could go to the Agriculture department and be a dairy cow!" (laughter)
"...Yeah, that's what I keep having to tell my boyfriend. But I don't think they're fake. Katie told me what her condition was called. I can't remember though. Those scientific names should all be shortened to like big-boob-itis or something." (laughter)
"I know! I hope it's not contagious. I wouldn't mind some more up top, but anything more than a handful is a waste."
"I have no clue. But they're huge: her bra doesn't even have a cup size on it. She said I could borrow her clothes, but her jeans are all too small and her tops are too big. I was like, thanks bitch!" (laughter)
Katie felt more than a little sick. She stopped listening to her roommate and started unsteadily down the hallway. The wobble of her breasts made her angry she hadn't worn something more concealing today. She wanted to go to her room for a jacket, but she could never go back.