Tea For Two

Tea For Two
"I'd love some tea," he managed to croak in a hoarse whisper. He could hear her bustling around the kitchen, humming merrily to herself, and for the twenty-eighth time that day he thought about how insanely lucky he was to have Audrey around. Physically he felt godawful, but despite this, there was a grin spreading across his face. He tried to suppress it before she could see.

Apparently his efforts weren't enough, because the first thing she said when she appeared with the tray was, "Could you at least try to look miserable? It would make babying you much more satisfying."

"I'm no good at fooling you." His smile returned unchecked. "Why did I ever get involved with someone so smart?"

"Hmm," she grinned back, hoisting the tray a bit to emphasize her sizable bosom which crowded the steaming teapot to the very edge. "Probably because I've got such a big ra-aaaaAAAH! HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!" She rushed to the coffee table and deposited the tray as quickly as she could without spilling anything. She gave the teapot a betrayed look and absentmindedly rubbed her scorched breasts.

He could never get enough of her touching her own chest. "Hot? I'll say!"

She shot him a dangerous look. "That's the problem with men- not even a trace of empathy." Tea forgotten, she straddled him as he lay on the couch and draped her sweater clad bosom inches from his face. "Now kiss them and make it better."

For the twenty-ninth time that day he thought about how insanely lucky he was to have Audrey around.


SirJimmy on
And for so many years I thought breasts were so resilient and had no weaknesses.

Quick queries Woot: I've heard you've done some stuff on the Oekaki over at BBWchan. Firstly, does this mean you've done pics on other sites, and secondly, will those pictures ever make it over here? It would be good to have all your work in one place... plus I can't stand BBWchan.

ESC-san on
First! (This must be brand-new... Nobody's even posted on it yet!)

Great job as always, Woot.

Rhemora on
wish I was that lucky ;.;

Bestthe on
LOL Brilliant!

lurker man! on
And for the (OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND)th time, i thought about how insanely lucky i am to see woot doing what he does better than pretty much any other mortal human in this dimention.

e-man on
Glad to see she didn't get get her breasts reduced like those other poor girls. But still though ouch.... burnt breasts that has to hurt.

blood on
god what a lucky bastard!

Reyf on
Lovely, thanks!

darkstar on
awesome-ness woot!!!

Somebody on
NO, Not the tea!!!

Toymaker on
Awww, that was really sweet. :) The bra strap's a nice touch too.

woot on
Angry red marks: yes, actual burns: no. Still, it would have been safer for him to shift into sympathy-mode.

And to SirJimmy, most of what I draw digitally makes it here. I did those pics on BBWchan because the oekaki is new and someone pointed me there. I'm not sure you'd want those images here though- no stories!

katheb on
poor Audry

and yes he is lucky

kata on
its cute I like it

Djoser on
Awww Audrey's soooo cute. :3

BalloonPrincess on
Hide her! :)

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