"Doing a bit of candy-assisted sulking, I see," Raven teased, as she strode around the bed to get an unobstructed view of her friend's scowling face. "I thought you were supposed to be on a diet."
Madeline stuck out her tongue. "Cackles Bars are a diet. Technically. Just not a very good one. Besides, they're fun size; they don't count."
"They count if you eat the entire bag. Now I'd love to go back and forth like this all day, but why don't you just tell me what's bothering you? I noticed the webcam's off and you usually don't do this kind of snacking pro-bono."
"OK. Remember that weird guy I was telling you about?"
Raven's brow furrowed. "Can you narrow it down a bit? Weird guys are your bread and butter."
"The seXXXpander."
"That troll? I thought you banned him already."
Madeline looked away, embarrassed, and barked a high nervous laugh. "Well... I'll let him troll on his dime all day long. You know me, I'm a sucker for a sucker. The dude's a goldmine. But I don't think he's trolling. I did a little research. If you go over to the computer, it's still up in the browser window." Mad saw the wary look Raven was giving the screensaver and guiltily added, "it's not some juvenile Two Girls, One Spatula-style prank this time. Just go."
Raven nudged the mouse as if it might bite her. "Ugh!" On screen was a crudely drawn picture of a cartoon character shooting milk lasers out of her breasts accompanied by a story that appeared to be a continuous run-on sentence. "Fine, so he's no Michelangelo. But it's just a garden-variety anime nerd. They're actually harmless."
"Now hit the back button."
"Woah," Raven said, scrolling down and down. "How many of these things has he made?"
"Now remember that character you saw earlier? The one with the two long shocks of aquamarine hair? It's someone called Michiko from a popular show for girls called Lovely Lovely Sailor. Apparently he 'lives' with the entire female cast. Now look what happens to her hair in the strips from the last month."
Raven frantically clicked links. "It turns black and gets pinned up into loops with skulls instead of those weird orbs. Aww, HE WUVS U!" She kept clicking. "Now you're in a wedding dress. How dare you cheat on me?" she chided, still clicking. "Wait, what's happening here? Oof! Oh dear lord, what is *THAT*?" Raven spun back around on the swivel chair, rubbing her eyes and appearing green around the gills. "Toss me one of those candy bars. I threw up in my mouth a little and I'd like to get rid of the horrible taste."
Biology has gone past marching and into invading. Heck, it may have even conquered...the world. *le gasp* And now it must expand the territory into the moons above!
This makes a little more sense on The Melon Stand. Right below this one is a picture from The seXXXpander; a parody image made as a Halloween "trick." This would be the "treat." I'm glad some of you like it. =D
I cannot believe how something as wonderful as Maddy could get soooo much better! I hope that there could be some kind of story arc with her and Raven. Shopping for new outfits maybe? Thnx for the "fun size" girls Woot.
Nice; this is probably my favourite Woot drawing at the moment, it kind of makes me think of what Vinyl Meow might look like if she gained some extra weight, keep up the good work and I hope to see "more" of Madeline in the future.
You know, I'm honestly surprised nobody has commissioned another picture of Maddy, maybe where she lost all the weight but it didn't drop from her breasts and butt.
Madeline stuck out her tongue. "Cackles Bars are a diet. Technically. Just not a very good one. Besides, they're fun size; they don't count."
"They count if you eat the entire bag. Now I'd love to go back and forth like this all day, but why don't you just tell me what's bothering you? I noticed the webcam's off and you usually don't do this kind of snacking pro-bono."
"OK. Remember that weird guy I was telling you about?"
Raven's brow furrowed. "Can you narrow it down a bit? Weird guys are your bread and butter."
"The seXXXpander."
"That troll? I thought you banned him already."
Madeline looked away, embarrassed, and barked a high nervous laugh. "Well... I'll let him troll on his dime all day long. You know me, I'm a sucker for a sucker. The dude's a goldmine. But I don't think he's trolling. I did a little research. If you go over to the computer, it's still up in the browser window." Mad saw the wary look Raven was giving the screensaver and guiltily added, "it's not some juvenile Two Girls, One Spatula-style prank this time. Just go."
Raven nudged the mouse as if it might bite her. "Ugh!" On screen was a crudely drawn picture of a cartoon character shooting milk lasers out of her breasts accompanied by a story that appeared to be a continuous run-on sentence. "Fine, so he's no Michelangelo. But it's just a garden-variety anime nerd. They're actually harmless."
"Now hit the back button."
"Woah," Raven said, scrolling down and down. "How many of these things has he made?"
"Now remember that character you saw earlier? The one with the two long shocks of aquamarine hair? It's someone called Michiko from a popular show for girls called Lovely Lovely Sailor. Apparently he 'lives' with the entire female cast. Now look what happens to her hair in the strips from the last month."
Raven frantically clicked links. "It turns black and gets pinned up into loops with skulls instead of those weird orbs. Aww, HE WUVS U!" She kept clicking. "Now you're in a wedding dress. How dare you cheat on me?" she chided, still clicking. "Wait, what's happening here? Oof! Oh dear lord, what is *THAT*?" Raven spun back around on the swivel chair, rubbing her eyes and appearing green around the gills. "Toss me one of those candy bars. I threw up in my mouth a little and I'd like to get rid of the horrible taste."
"Welcome to my world."
We last saw Madeline in The Unrepentant March of Biology.