Jiggle to Jingle

Jiggle to Jingle
A velvet rope crisscrossed the no-man's land between the two opposing camps like razor wire. Families Against Pornography had declared war on the Unmentionables' Saucy Santa's Helper Photo Booth. Not only did they hate the idea of a lingerie shop exploiting secularized Christmas imagery during a major religious holiday, they hated the exaggerated dimensions of the young woman that Unmentionables chose to put on display in such a public place.

Marci knew all about how much the shriveled old couple across the way disliked her; yet she had nothing but love for them. FAP was a joke. All they managed to do so far was give herself and Unmentionables a bunch of free publicity. Action News 11 came to cover the controversy angle, but instead, came away with a human interest story after the producers recognized the ratings goldmine Marci represented.

It was a sympathetic piece, portraying her as a scrapper who rebounded from post traumatic agoraphobia brought on by being FLAT's first breast reduction victim. The story lauded her for trying to reclaim a normal life after her chest was reinstated much larger than it was originally. Then they called attention to the Place City Mall kiosk where she was helping Unmentionables raise money for charity. Consequently, the line of eager philanthropists grew until they walled the Families Against Pornography booth from sight.

Sadly the mall hadn't quite opened yet, so her audience was limited to the crusty married couple in the opposite bunker. They weren't even paying attention! She could just call out to them, but that wouldn't be any fun. Instead, she tried holding a sprig of mistletoe aloft and blew kisses in their direction.

When that didn't work, Marci busted out the big guns: Mindi and Mandi. She spread her legs wider until the twins' mountainous masses dropped between her knees. Then she began repeatedly squeezing her boobs with her legs. It was slow at first, but the motion caused all the bells sewn to her costume to jingle with each compression. The noise increased along with the speed and the glorious visuals. Her girls slapped at each other like they were in a catfight.

Finally the man turned to gawk, the wife caught her husband staring, and the real entertainment started.


anon on
The version uploaded here has Marci holding the correct piece of holiday greenery.

Melissa on
Marci is a mean lady.

Zealot42 on
LOL F.A.P.

blood on
the girls grown, happy holidays!

Jerkface on
Way too much text to keep with the picture.

SirJimmy on
Now, Marci has always been a favourite of mine (along with Mandi and Mindi, naturally), so you can probably estimate how fan-fucking-tastic a pic I think this is. She's been developed from a simple one-off non-entity to a full character worth paying attention to, with a whole new sympathetic history and backstory - THIS, my minions, is true artistry. And what kind of a red-blooded male would I be if I didn't point out she's been majorly developed anatomy-wise, too?

Sweet, sweet work Woot, and Merry Christmas! [/sycophant]

Also - Sorceror Lexxi is registered as 00 rather than 01, so provided Anon hasn't already pointed it out: this is your 300th pic in the gallery. Congratulations man!

El-Jorro on
Jiggle Boobs Jiggle Boobs jiggle all the way!

Plato Voltaire on
I imagine they'll have to use a wide-angle lens to get her in frame. :)
Question: does she sit in the customer's lap or have their head rest on her bust?

Wolfman on
Epic Holiday Picture Woot!

Rhemora on
hehe I would love to sit on the helpers lap!

Djoser on
As i said over the melon stand: über cute. (I'm glad she not only was rewarded what she lost but she got extra...exquisite!)

And merry Xmas for you too woot, friend!

4morian5 on
So sexy, and awesome story. I was hoping to see her back to normal, and then some. Kind of ironic how FAP is only calling attention to her instead of stopping her.

Gesse on
Lol, if only :P
And hope you have a sweet holiday :D

woot on
Marci's lap is full, so customers can't sit there (even though they probably want to). I'm guessing she scoots over and they sit by her. They might even receive a chaste side-hug as a holiday gift.

And I'd agree that she is being kind of mean. Marci gets feisty when she thinks she's being ignored :]

woot on
I'd also like to say that (barring a complete holiday travel meltdown caused by snowstorms), I'm going to be away till January. So merry Christmas and a happy New Year! See you in 2010 :]

Anonymoose on
I'd love to see her after the holidays.




Preferably after helping Santa eat all those cookies.

BalloonPrincess on
That's awesome work! Love just how BIG she is! :)

Frost watcher on
I hope a blonde gets hit by flat so she can get huge too

asdfff on
I always wondered, in Woot's story world or whatever you'd call it, are all these big chested girls and just plain big girls common, or what? I can never quite tell from the stories themselves.

MrHHH on
Wait, grow back? How do they grow back???

SirJimmy on
asdfff, I can't speak for the man himself but the stories and gallery seem to dictate that big-busted girls are common. Loads of the stories begin with the girl starting out as already busty. Instantaneous expansion stories by Woot are actually quite rare; all of his girls just build up the body naturally over a short period.

This is coming from keen observation rather than conversation with him, though.

Frost on
nice chest but when is there going to be a busty blonde

guy on
Blondes are overrated.

Miss Selainie on
I think my favorite part is all the pillows behind her... how she uses them is a fun place for the mind to go... ^_^

formorian5 on
Notice she is holding the mistletoe above her chest instead of her head. Can't believe noone elsse noticed that.

RhythmKarate on
Happy new year, woot!

... Sayeth the Karate Man, four days late. :(

Somebody on
Such Irony. I love it!

lurker man! on
What is this? It's almost as if... Woot's on a break again. *planet inhales as if about to scream* That's cool. *exhales*
Keep being awesome, woot!

Somebody on
I miss you woot :(

Bob on
It's been how long since this was up?

Miss Selainie on
Well, he said in a previous post up there that he'd be back in January..Still plenty of time, and he deserves a break now and again. ^_^

SirJimmy on
Woot is dead.
I know this because... I KILLED HIM >:3

Somebody on
/agree, he's been pretty generous atm.

After this hiatus he should try a new approach he hasn't hit yet. Might I suggest, blueberry girls?

FlashGordan on
Blueberry girls sound nasty.

Bob on
Actually, I DID chat with him briefly...I didn't ask what he was doing though.

sakura on
i want more.....

Concerned Voyeur on
This pic does nothing for me, it is cute, but the shape does not arouse me

lurker man! on
Concerned, that's fine. I honestly find the pics cute. It doesn't have to be hardcore pornography to be cool, IMO.

But the boobs do make it better.

Daidekapai on
Dear Santa,
I was REEEEEEEEALLY good all this last year, and this year I only want one thing... I would really like to come downstairs to find that helper I saw last year in my stocking. K THX BAI!

Rhemora on
Heh I know you say people cannot fit in her lap but I bet I could wriggle my legs under her bust and put an arm around her waist for balance! >.>

SirJimmy on
*pines for Woot*

*and the fjords*

Plato Voltaire on
"Now that's what I call a dead Parrot." :D

Miss Selainie on
That'd be a funny bit of fan art for Woot to try... "This is an EX-BRA!" ^_^

Blood on
happy valentines day woots gallery. :)

Somebody on
http://g.e-hentai.org/s/1ca562147acdeb237fd54bbd7077595e99c8f2f5-11501-400-400-png/191377-3
link is to a pic not in the gallery

Lutiax on
It doesn't seem like Woot to miss both New Year's AND Valentine's day. He must be really busy. Hopefully, he can make St. Patrick's.

krazylemon on
Best $12 ever spent.

Raitora on
Man, I'm just worried if woot HIMSELF is okay at this point. D:

Strider on
Don't worry, this happens every now and then. Woot will be busy with real life, he'll disappear for a few months, then he'll return again

4morian5 on
I'm starting to worry a bit. Haven't heard a peep from him for over 6 weeks. Hope he's okay, and, Woot, if your hurt, get well soon!

Plato Voltaire on
Looks like I'll have write a short story about the disappearance of Woot and how it'll be up to Lynnae and June's ancestors to find him. :D

SirJimmy on
Oh, I don't think he's in any particular trouble; I've spoke to him recently and I've seen him here and there on the net... but what I wouldn't give to hear his sultry sexy Wisconsin voice, just to let us know he's okay :O

Zenosyke on
Gotta love it when you get investments back with interest.

@Raitora- you and me both man. DX

Bob on
I emailed him, he's just been in a slump. He MAY post something new by the end of the month...no promises though.

Plato Voltaire on
Just added a new Assorted Musing entry to my free gallery at the BEA - Where in the World is Wooster? :D

http://www.bearchive.com/~Plato_V/Assorted_Musings.htm

Plato Voltaire

Erusukettano on
Needs more Toow. Go FLAT!

(*loves rooting for the underdog*)

Bob on
Don't do that Eru, you'll jinx it!

Somebody on
Woot is back

erasedisknow on
having fun with acronyms i see.

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