Julie brought her face closer to Mahamati's. A feverish light shone in her eyes as she spoke. "Let's see if I have this right: in one short sentence you manage to call my hips fat and my chest small? Do you know just how insulting you are?"
The djinn put out his stubby little arms as if to fend off her verbal assault. "Woah, woah there. Fat: your words. Thick maybe, but I personally prefer women with a little meat on their bo-"
"SHUT UP! You're not helping!"
"Hey, don't crucify me, I *am* helping. Well, I would be helping if you made your wish."
"Oh yeah, I almost forgot-" Julie crossed her arms in imitation of the little blue man. "You can make ANY wish you want, as long as you wish for HUGE BOOBS."
"C'mon, lady, calm down. You're acting like you can only wish for leukemia. Boobs happen to be awesome. Therefore, huge boobs equals even more awesome."
"What if I'm happy with what I have? I like the size of my breasts. C's are just right for me."
Mahamati knit his brows together as if she said something almost impossible to comprehend. "Wha?"
"I'm saying no thanks. I'll stick with my original wish. Clean up the beach."
"But my magic won't work to clean up the beach."
Julie scrounged up an almost empty trash bag and a pointy stick. She speared a styrofoam takeout container with the stick and deposited it in the sack. "Luckily, your magic doesn't have to." She handed him both tools. "Just repeat that motion a few thousand times. That'll do the trick." Then she turned and jogged away before the stunned djinn could think of a retort.
No boobage? Well, not yet? Meh, still friggin' awesome. And the face. Dear lord, that is the most epic face i've seen in millennia. That's a serious glare and i think if i look at it long enough i'll actually see the glare as it travels from Julie's eyes to Mahamati's eyes.
But i think he should immobilize her with pure boobage for her insult. Then at least pick up the syringe and throw it out before poofing away.
Haha, their expressions are hilarious! Of course, cleaning up an entire beach without magic is going to be too much for such a tiny djinn. When she comes back later and sees that he's barely made a dent, they're going to have to think of something else. Maybe enchanting the beach itself would work - make girl's breasts grow while they spent time on the beach?
Hey, nobody said the series was over yet. Remember, the fairy/imp from that Christmas story he did had plans of his own anyway, and Mahatmi DOES bear a resemblance to him. >:3
The expression is priceless, especially at 4:00 in the morning. Also, the little Djinn trying to defend himself is a classic guy trick, especially when he knows he is beat. But if what I know about magical creatures is correct... Never make a Djinn mad.
I'd like to thank everyone for putting up with these self-indulgent April Fools ideas (especially the ones that go longer than I planned (this was supposed to be a 2 parter)).
This was flat out awesome. I've been lurkin' this little site for a good while, but this particular series just made me come out of hidin' to comment. I lol'd quite hard. Not only at her craze'd expression, but at the whole outcome of this little episode. Did not expect.
Keep doing what you're doing. ...but don't listen to some of these people and have her BE'd suddenly. Would ruin the message that 'twas given here. @___@
I'm keeping my fingers crossed that the djinn will get angry and make her breasts larger anyway. Since she's happy with how she is now he'll get to make her bigger as a form of revenge.
I've got to say I'm with Julie on this one: her figure is lovely just the way it is. Like Lazy Author, I too have never commented on a pic before (although it was mainly do the fact I didn't think to try, but...) and while I know you're not trying to get on some high horse here, I like this series for what it is: funny, creative, well executed and with a charming and very sexy main character, regardless of whether or not there's any expansion. Keep up the amazing work, Woot!
Isn't that the same look Linna Inverse gets as she starts her own plans? I mean Hannibal Smith also got those looks and the rest of the A-Team called it "Being on the Jazz." :)
If I was him, I'd just use my powers to make her bigger so she'd get a face full just for being rude. He is immortal after all and it's not his fault she's semi-flat. Lol. Good series though.
The djinn put out his stubby little arms as if to fend off her verbal assault. "Woah, woah there. Fat: your words. Thick maybe, but I personally prefer women with a little meat on their bo-"
"SHUT UP! You're not helping!"
"Hey, don't crucify me, I *am* helping. Well, I would be helping if you made your wish."
"Oh yeah, I almost forgot-" Julie crossed her arms in imitation of the little blue man. "You can make ANY wish you want, as long as you wish for HUGE BOOBS."
"C'mon, lady, calm down. You're acting like you can only wish for leukemia. Boobs happen to be awesome. Therefore, huge boobs equals even more awesome."
"What if I'm happy with what I have? I like the size of my breasts. C's are just right for me."
Mahamati knit his brows together as if she said something almost impossible to comprehend. "Wha?"
"I'm saying no thanks. I'll stick with my original wish. Clean up the beach."
"But my magic won't work to clean up the beach."
Julie scrounged up an almost empty trash bag and a pointy stick. She speared a styrofoam takeout container with the stick and deposited it in the sack. "Luckily, your magic doesn't have to." She handed him both tools. "Just repeat that motion a few thousand times. That'll do the trick." Then she turned and jogged away before the stunned djinn could think of a retort.
Mahamati was left holding the bag.